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That does sound exhausting!
Joleen Baughman of New Mexico was in a car accident two years ago leaving a nerve on her pelvis in a permanently turned on state! She has been diagnosed with Restless Genital Syndrome.
“It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing against me gets me so aroused I can hardly think straight. It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”
The mother-of-two said at first the condition was great for her marriage. She explains:
“I started getting these intense sexual urges. They would come out of nowhere and completely engulf me. It would last for most of the day. I was really shocked because normally I have practically no sex drive at all.
“Brian [her husband] was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex.’ I was delighted too. I thought: ‘Finally I’m getting a sex drive and I can give my husband what he wants’.”
But, eventually her high sex drive began to be more of a nuisance and ended up painful at times!
Who knew car accidents could result in that? Too bad there isn’t a way to hit that pelvic nerve on purpose for some people. Dang, but could you imagine wishing and hoping for – yanno – more libido finally getting it, and then… it’s too much?
When I think about this story, I think about how her previously disgruntled husband got his own version of the classic Monkey’s Paw tale.
Dude at first prolly thought her car accident was the best thing ever. She was hot, she was ready and ALL. THE. TIME. and then. it starts to go so so so wrong.
It’s ALL. THE. TIME. Woman can’t walk, can’t sit, and can’t …. “finish.”
I can see him now like okay, okay, okay you can take it back. I can’t keep up. I’m not a work horse. Can’t I just watch TV? Where are the toys? Gimmie a break… please?
Not to mention the Mrs.
I can not imagine what that must feel like for her 24/7. Isn’t half of the exciting part the build up to it? And then the final release? I hope they find a cure for her.
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Sandra Rose has such colorful readers.
I am on BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! prayer status hoping for the miracle that this is just a joke. It saddens my soul that self hatred runs this deep.
Why do people insist on ignorance? Is there any way to send this poor excuse of a mother a copy of Good Hair?
But the real question is – what baby of any shade at his age has hair longer than their body? I mean. It’s like this hoodrat beautiful, precious human being really wanted a doll so she went out and had a baby. And WHO glued that mess to bay bay’s head?
A loyal reader sent me these pics of her precious infant daughter wearing her first lacefront wig.
She writes: “It’s never too early for my baby to start looking glamorous like Beyonce!”
I got trouble, trouble in my soul. Pressing “play” on My Umi says… yea lawd.
You Suck rating:
FO – REAL?
Talk about sensitivity. Aw lawd hammercy!
The folks over at Hello Beautiful report:
The only thing newlyweds Julie and Mike Boyde wanted was a baby. The couple had already begun planning for a family and started to build a nursery in their Ambridge, Pa., home. But a painful diagnosis shattered their dream of getting pregnant. On their wedding night, they discovered that Julie was allergic to Mike’s semen when they had unprotected sex for the first time.
Wooo – SAAAA. So his ish burnt her up forreals…. aw hell naw!
Crazy!!!!!!!
What the heck is this ish right here? I should be gettin ready to head out to my gloriously low paying job. But no. I’m here surfing the web when I come across this mess.
Basically, if you have a weak stomach don’t bother going here. This is the craziest thing I think I’ve ever seen….
Ryan and Dave are the most unique identical twins you'll ever meet. After tiring of piercing, tattoos, and implants about three years ago, they began exploring much heavier surgical modifications. Dave had spent two and a half years in pre-med at Queens University in Kingston, and using contacts made both there and online he and his twin brother have changed themselves in ways far beyond anything anyone else has ever attempted.
I get that people are in to piercings, tattoos, etc etc. But this? Um. Yeah. They should prolly be committed.
I mean forreals? I’m sorry, but people are crazy.
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