it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.

  1. We are still in FULL MARCH MADNESS swag.  As such.  Get your mustache on.
  2. Okay – this has happened to me people. Every once in a while I STILL stay up late at night thinking about the man who broke into my home for three days in a row (that’s how long it took me to figure it all out) to eat chocolates and sandwiches out of the fridge.  No lie.  This fool had the audacity to leave a crumpled up bag of my boyfriend’s favorite chocolate (#dontask, let’s not get off on a tangent about boyfriends who have favorite chocolates they keep in the freezer.) on the counter.   So I feel this establishment’s bewilderment.  I mean.  Who does that?
  3. Um.  I know HE wants to take advantage of the lovely weather and free healthcare that Costa Rica Provides.  I get it.  But I think I’d rather get him a ticket to Bosnia, Serbia,  or…  hmm.  Maybe the northern most tundra of Canada?  Somewhere where I can rest assured that I’ll never have to listen to his or his followers hatefully ignorant rants again.  Just sayin.
  4. Yanno – them biatches at Cosmo prolly don’t even have a man. I stopped reading them by the time I was old enough for it to be age appropriate anyways.  This is why I hate buttoned up advice these silly rags offer people anyways.  Why not just ask the guy or experiment?  Watch some porn perhaps?  This experiment is funny either way.
  5. We like the cars.  The cars that go BOOM. We’re Tigra and Bunny and we like the BOOM.
  6. Yeah, better yet.  Just delete yourself. NOW.
  7. Okay.  I’m a sucker for show themes.  I think they’re pretty awesome. I miss the ones of old… it’s nothing to catch me belting out Mooovin on UP!  as I pick up my dirty clothes off of the floor.  #maybethatwastmi
  8. I love France.  Anyone who really knows me that that country has a special place in my romantic heart.  … … Okay, I’m not that romantic, but I can be a bitch so maybe that it?  Anywho.  Along came this bit of fabulousness. First off, WHO has time in their day to recreate other people’s photo blogs?  Second, we’re glad THEY do because obvi I’ve got time to sit and look and laugh. Lastly, the filigree on the legs.  Really?
  9. Best.  Chatroulette. Ever.

Written by Niki

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