1.  So am I the only one who doesn’t know what chooching is?

2. The Snuggie was actually designed by a frustrated bedmate who’s partner wore  armor to bed.  The Bundler is beautiful anyway.

3. Brownie Shyttles isn’t laughing.  But we think she lives for the irony.

4. Well Willie, these dudes say Talk to This Moose instead.

5. This is how I’ve been feeling when I look at my bank account…  Just imagine the airline employees as my creditors….